I’ll sit on your couch while your passed out next to me. You woke up once and freaked out. You asked me how I got here. Don’t you remember it’s a Wednesday afternoon? You asked me to get out of school with you at lunch so we could come to your house. You drove me here and almost killed us more than once. I sat here and weeped while you stumbled through your room and then fell on the couch. You’re hurting me, but I love. So I’ll sit on your couch while your passed out next to me.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard